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Who cares most about their parents?
Kyle: (points at Ben)
Ben!
ooh, earrings, check it out!
Who's the most childish?
Joey: Ben
Ben again? Why?
Joey: He's forty
He's forty?
Ben: I was in this hotel lobby and they were like oh my god, it's them from The Click Five and they were like, oh my god, that guy's from the Bee Gees.
Really, how old are you?
Ben: Twenty-seven
Who's the smartest one?
Ethan: (smacks the floor)
Why is it always Ben?
Who has the most hairy chest?
Kyle, Joey, Ethan: (points at Ben)
Joey skips over to Ben and makes him show.
Ben shows his chest and walks around.
Who's the most popular with the ladies?
Joey: (pats himself on the chest)
Oh really? How many girlfriends do you have?
Joey holds up 5 fingers.
Ethan: It should be Ben.
Ethan: Well, the truth is, it's Ben.
Ethan: He's the sexin' boy
Why do you think Ben is the most popular among girls?
Joey: He has a beautiful ass.
Kyle: There's just something about him, you know. He's just got this thing that permeates into the girls' bodies. That's mostly this stubble here, that you can see here, and if you turn sideways, you can see this. And you can see this back here. And you turn to the back and you see here (points to Ben's butt), that's very popular, very popular.
Who's got the most stinky feet?
Joey pats himself again.
Kyle: Probably Zehr.
I heard it's you (Kyle), I heard it's you.
Kyle: Me? Really?
I heard it's you, yeah, it's you.
Kyle: You've got the most beautiful eyes.
Thank you.
Who's the most pevertic one?
Kyle: (Points at Ben)
Who's the most handsome guy?
Kyle points at Ben.
If there's one thing that's not Ben, what would it be?
Kyle: The truth is, it's always Ben.
What happened to Joe?
What's so special about Joe?
Kyle: It's probably his hard life, obviously. That's probably first and formost.
Come on, Joe, say something. Pleeasee.
Joe shakes his head and smiles.
Kyle: He's actually not constructed through this love relation thing.
Ethan: He's the silent part of the soundtrack. Through the marketing of his fans, we have the quiet member (says sarcastically, pointing at Joe)
Ben: He's what shy chicks would identify.
The quiet member, the youngest member.
The oldest one is you (pointing at Ben)?
Ben nods his head.
And Kyle is the youngest one.
And you (pointing at Ethan) the middle guy.
Ethan grunts.
So what about you, Joey?
Joey: What's your question?
What's so special about you in the band?
Joey: I have monkey arms.
Kyle: Can't you see? He's all because he's a human. Half man, half monkey hands.
I don't know if you notice that he has gorilla hands.
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